Author: showerthoughts

Death is a paradox. It makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything.

Being “on your phone all day” went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade.

Retirement homes will just be big ass LAN parties in 30 years

Not one of us has ever been completely motionless

A big stool and a small table can get r e a l close to identical

The word “cowboy” is cool but would make a bad superhero

When you feel like it’s an accomplishment to sleep through the night without getting up to pee you know you are getting old.

Chuck-E-Cheese did a casino for kids. Those kids grew up and made Dave and Buster’s, a kid’s casino for adults.