Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

You can be full grown adult but people will still think you pissed your pants if there is a wet stain on them

You can be full grown adult but people will still think you pissed your pants if there is a wet stain on them

July 18, 2022
People around you could be capable of reading your mind but decide not to tell you.

July 18, 2022
If a company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they’re celebrating the anniversary of the accident.

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July 18, 2022
Tinder has made it easy and normal for a drug dealer to meet a university professor for casual sex.

July 18, 2022
People who exclusively put extremely re-touched A.I pictures of themselves online, that look nothing like their real self make it harder to find them if they ever go missing.

July 18, 2022
We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.

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July 18, 2022
Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.

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July 18, 2022
At a certain point, finding new music gets to be as hard as finding new friends.

At a certain point, finding new music gets to be as hard as finding new friends.

July 18, 2022
Sex is more common at night/lights off, but sex in porn is more common at daylight/lights on.

July 18, 2022
Wordle is easier to win on hard mode

Wordle is easier to win on hard mode

July 18, 2022