Author: showerthoughts

We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it’s a nice, even 20 minutes.

Men can redirect blood flow with the power of their minds.

Historically speaking, the ‘keys to the kingdom’ are usually swords.

Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

Rainbows used to be more beautiful

When you’re the first one to clap, it feels amazing. When you’re the only one who claps, it’s embarrassing.