If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.

The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.

If we had no helium in our atmosphere, our voices would be a tad more manlier.

I don’t think that I would be able to recognize my genitals in an album of genitals.

The immediate practical society reply when immortality is achieved would be a chaotic world crisis related to the pension assets.

Once you find a 4 leaf clover, the chance of finding another increases.

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You never really appreciate how much you can get done in a minute until you have something in the microwave, do a task, come back and you’re still waiting for it to finish

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You never really appreciate how much you can get done in a minute until you have something in the microwave, do a task, come back and you’re still waiting for it to finish