Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Tag: Shower Thoughts

A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite it

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July 24, 2022
When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.

When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.

July 24, 2022
National Parks are a reminder of what the country could’ve looked like if it weren’t for humans.

July 24, 2022
If state-funded high schools taught all of their students to correctly do their taxes, it would probably wind up costing the state a lot of money.

July 24, 2022
Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.

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July 23, 2022
The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created

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July 21, 2022
For all that mars knows, its having a robot invasion.

July 21, 2022
Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth.

July 21, 2022
For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship

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July 21, 2022
“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.” – Rosa Diaz

July 20, 2022