Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Tag: Shower Thoughts

We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.

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July 18, 2022
Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.

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July 18, 2022
When people think about “The Wizard of Oz”, the actual Wizard of Oz is one of the last characters people actually think about

July 18, 2022
Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

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July 18, 2022
Someone who says “I’ll be there in 3 minutes” will probably be quicker than someone who says “I’ll be there in a minute”.

July 17, 2022
“Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton RE: her sex tape.” – Gina Linetti

July 17, 2022
“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina (Brooklyn Nine Nine)

July 16, 2022
Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don’t know how to handle it

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July 16, 2022
The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.

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July 16, 2022
Dogs can be our best friends…

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July 16, 2022