Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Tag: Shower Thoughts

People in the Kool Aid universe probably need to buy Kool Aid Man insurance in case he destroys their house

July 28, 2022
Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless

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July 28, 2022
Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water

July 28, 2022
Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.

July 28, 2022
Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so.

July 28, 2022
The 5’11” versus 6” argument is a good indication as to why companies choose to advertise prices as $4.99 versus $5.00.

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July 28, 2022
“Take a picture, it will last longer” was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn’t have a camera in their pockets.

July 28, 2022
When a woman is being a bitch, she’s usually being more aggressive than usual. When a man is being a bitch, he’s usually being cowardly.

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July 28, 2022
Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.

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July 28, 2022
Using a laptop makes it look like you’re doing work or something important while being on your phone looks the opposite

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July 27, 2022