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Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones...

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Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.

You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death.

If one or both conjoned twins have schizophrenia then it would be far less noticeable as it’s normal for them to talk as two in one body.

Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.

You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death.

If one or both conjoned twins have schizophrenia then it would be far less noticeable as it’s normal for them to talk as two in one body.

Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

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