Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
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A snake would use a pool noodle as a life jacket
You’re really an adult if it has become apparent how little $1,200 is
Technically we can all jump higher than a house
It’s incredibly likely that there are at least some 10/10 gorgeous people out there in the world who would date you. What’s even more likely is that you’ll never meet one of them.
From a Wookiee’s perspective Chewbacca is the handsome rogue and Han is the dumb sidekick communicating in animal noises
If you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other, you would technically be wearing a pair of socks