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Fast and furious serves the same purpose for cars as porn for sex.

July 14, 2022
“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.

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July 14, 2022
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

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July 14, 2022
Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women, but not for men

Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women, but not for men

July 14, 2022
A female receives an unsolicited DM from a male and hopes it’s a fake. A male receives an unsolicited DM from a female and hopes it’s real.

July 14, 2022
If you use your phone in a dark enough room, your face will basically be the moon of that room.

July 14, 2022
Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

July 14, 2022
To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.

To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.

July 14, 2022
whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men

July 14, 2022
The only good billionaire is a former billionaire

The only good billionaire is a former billionaire

July 14, 2022