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As people get older, dick and titty pics start to look more and more similar.

July 19, 2022
You can get burned from the cold but you cannot get frozen from heat.

You can get burned from the cold but you cannot get frozen from heat.

July 19, 2022
Tell someone you like a glass of wine in the tub: they think you’re practicing self-care. Tell someone you like a beer in the shower: they think you’re an alcoholic.

July 19, 2022
youve consumed more liquid in your life than youve urinated

July 19, 2022
Every word sounds at least a little bit cooler with the word quantum before it

Try it

July 19, 2022
Shitting your pants is an immediate problem and an immediate solution.

July 19, 2022
Kind people are often kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t

Kind people are often kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t

July 19, 2022
$A penis technically does not have any bones, but it could get fractured and have a boner$

A penis technically does not have any bones, but it could get fractured and have a boner

$A penis technically does not have any bones, but it could get fractured and have a boner$

July 19, 2022
Seeing one Helicopter in the sky is perfectly normal, but seeing a lot of them is fucking terrifying

Seeing one Helicopter in the sky is perfectly normal, but seeing a lot of them is fucking terrifying

July 19, 2022
Random compliments from strangers feel more genuine than from friends, even though we trust our friends more

Random compliments from strangers feel more genuine than from friends, even though we trust our friends more

July 19, 2022