Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
One day a kid is going to grow up and be told that his or her gender reveal caused the entire state of California to go up in flames.
Goku would have been Omni-man if Goku never hit his head when he landed on Earth
Elsa builds a highly detailed ice castle in seconds and brings two snow creatures to life. Soldiers show up to take her away and she can’t put a block of ice in the doorway.
The quality of UFO photos over the years is not proportional to the quality of smartphone cameras over the years.
Boys are more careful when their penis is danger than when their life is in danger
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