It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

It’s too bad we can’t make nose honey with all the pollen we breathe in during the spring.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the grandparents haven’t been out of bed in years and they eat almost exclusively cabbage soup. That house must reek of unwashed ass and cabbage farts.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the grandparents haven’t been out of bed in years and they eat almost exclusively cabbage soup. That house must reek of unwashed ass and cabbage farts.