Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

5 months ago 5 months ago

If humanity ever colonizes a planet with other than Earth gravity, you’d have to relabel all your free weights if you took them with you when you immigrated.

by showerthoughts

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If humanity ever colonizes a planet with other than Earth gravity, you’d have to relabel all your free weights if you took them with you when you immigrated.