Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.
Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.
-
Charities are a measure of a society’s inadequacy...
-
The amount of idiots in the world is...
-
You know you’re old when people start calling...
-
Every warm object I’ve ever held was liquid...
-
Double cousins share all 4 grandparents. So theoretically...
-
There’s a bunch of wild animals we’ve never...
-
Slang goes out of fashion quicker now because...
-
If you claim that a video was generated...
-
Dogs and cats (and almost all animals) probably...
-
If there’s metal in your food, your microwave...
-
Some rich alien has probably purchased our star...
-
Compared to other ___son names, Manson must’ve been...
-
It’s a little surprising there isn’t a driving...
-
Netflix has finally gotten people excited enough about...
-
There are twins out there who have a...
-
Even if an animal species were to evolve...
-
You never hear any stories about King Charming.
-
If we all took initiative and played along...