Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Stories of mythical healing waters were probably just people finding uncontaminated natural springs in remote locations.

April 19, 2025
Billions of people have lived and died who no one remembers, but a specific, individual spider I let crawl on my arm 30 years ago exists in living human memory.

April 18, 2025
Most left-handed people use their right hand to shake hands.

April 17, 2025
Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.

April 16, 2025
In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

April 15, 2025
Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

April 14, 2025
Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

April 13, 2025
Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

April 12, 2025
Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

April 11, 2025
Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

April 10, 2025