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Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

April 3, 2025
It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

April 2, 2025
If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

April 1, 2025
In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

March 31, 2025
Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

March 30, 2025
A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

March 29, 2025
It’s too bad we can’t make nose honey with all the pollen we breathe in during the spring.

March 28, 2025
Maybe people like to pet animals because they miss having fur.

March 27, 2025
Can werewolves eat chocolate when human?

March 26, 2025
Most people can remember the names of their Elementary School teachers.

March 25, 2025