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Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

April 13, 2025
Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

April 12, 2025
Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

April 11, 2025
Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

April 10, 2025
Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

April 9, 2025
Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

April 8, 2025
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.

April 7, 2025
You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death.

April 6, 2025
If one or both conjoned twins have schizophrenia then it would be far less noticeable as it’s normal for them to talk as two in one body.

April 5, 2025
Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

April 4, 2025