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Every disaster movie is about a divorced blue-collar dad who has to heroically rescue his estranged kids and ex-wife (whose new husband is really rich)

July 22, 2022
When you bite your tongue by mistake it really hurts but if you bite it on purpose it doesn’t. Also you just bit your tongue.

July 22, 2022
youve probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you werent thinking about it

July 22, 2022
A lightsaber would probably be the most sterile thing to get cut by.

July 21, 2022
Since the voice actors og Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are married, there is a good chance they have done Mickey and Minnie Mouse voice during sex.

July 21, 2022
We are very trusting of handles on cups and mugs.

We are very trusting of handles on cups and mugs.

July 21, 2022
The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created

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July 21, 2022
Human beings never stop pretending. When you are a kid you pretend that a cardboard box is a pirate ship. When you are older you pretend a piece of paper is extremely more valuable than it really is.

Human beings never stop pretending. When you are a kid you pretend that a cardboard box is a pirate ship. When you are older you pretend a piece of paper is extremely more valuable than it really is.

July 21, 2022
There are probably households that throw away more tissues with sperm in them than snot.

July 21, 2022
Nothing is more worrying Than hearing a crunch in your mouth While eating a soft food

July 21, 2022