Category: WowThoughts

After one barely survives the process of getting marooned on a desert isle, the fact that coconuts are encased in a rock-hard shell and grow way out of reach seems like an especially harsh “fuck you”.

Gay people are low key solving overpopulation

Not one of us has ever been completely motionless

A big stool and a small table can get r e a l close to identical

Everyone wants the world to be a better place and we disagree about what will improve things.

The word “cowboy” is cool but would make a bad superhero

When you feel like it’s an accomplishment to sleep through the night without getting up to pee you know you are getting old.

Chuck-E-Cheese did a casino for kids. Those kids grew up and made Dave and Buster’s, a kid’s casino for adults.