Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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It’s actually way safer to drink and drive than it is to drink and then drive.

July 18, 2022
If brushing your teeth gave as much dopamine as sex or eating food we would all have way better teeth.

July 18, 2022
Wiping with your non-dominant hand is an adventure in coordination, or a lack thereof.

July 18, 2022
In GTA: 5 real life minutes are hours in game meaning the three minute songs on the in game radio are hours long in the GTA universe.

In GTA: 5 real life minutes are hours in game meaning the three minute songs on the in game radio are hours long in the GTA universe.

July 18, 2022
If you paint the back of a school bus pink, it’ll be like a pencil is picking kids up from school

July 18, 2022
Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.

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July 18, 2022
Yoga is single player twister.

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July 18, 2022
Wiping with your non-dominant hand is an adventure in coordination, or a lack thereof.

July 18, 2022
There’s probably a place in the universe where a constellation of stars looks like a portrait of you.

July 18, 2022
Haveing a bad day? Someone just farted and we’re possibly in front of their crush

Trust me, their day is a lot more embarrassing than yours right now 😳😓

July 18, 2022