Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Everyone has a favorite stall in the restroom at work, but no one ever talks about it.
You really under appreciate how much each muscle you have does until they are sore.
Death is a paradox. It makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything.
Being “on your phone all day” went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade.
Retirement homes will just be big ass LAN parties in 30 years
After one barely survives the process of getting marooned on a desert isle, the fact that coconuts are encased in a rock-hard shell and grow way out of reach seems like an especially harsh “fuck you”.
Gay people are low key solving overpopulation
Not one of us has ever been completely motionless
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A big stool and a small table can get r e a l close to identical