Category: WowThoughts
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If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup
I know coffee is technically a berry but… still
Edit: and here I meant soy milk, not almond milk. I’m sorry I let you down, everyone.
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People who mix two colors of sand at their wedding ceremony to show that they can never be separated, are really saying they can actually be separated, but it’s going to be pain in the ass and require a microscope.
People who mix two colors of sand at their wedding ceremony to show that they can never be separated, are really saying they can actually be separated, but it’s going to be pain in the ass and require a microscope.
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We would probably see a sharp decline in violent crime if police were trained to aim for the crotch.
We would probably see a sharp decline in violent crime if police were trained to aim for the crotch.
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You can get burned from the cold but you cannot get frozen from heat.
You can get burned from the cold but you cannot get frozen from heat.
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Kind people are often kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t
Kind people are often kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t
