Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
It’s ridiculously lucky that meat and eggs change color and texture when they’re cooked to a safe-to-consume temperature.
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Sweating from work is less enjoyable than sweating from play, even if it’s the same amount of effort
Seeing someone consume multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal.
If clothes tumble around randomly in a dryer, then technically there is a very small possibility that they could be perfectly folded inside the dryer when done.
Jurassic Park’s main lesson is about the dangers of mistreating your IT department.