Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours.
A ghost is supposed to be the spirit of something that was alive. Since clothes were never alive, all ghosts would likely be naked
For many people, Vanna White has been the most consistent woman in their lives
The number of times you gain consciousness and lose consciousness during your life is the same.
You know humans are capable of adapting because no generation has lived through so many crises at once yet is still chugging along at such a fast pace.
If you don’t use protection, cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes
The word ‘meatball’ sounds appetizing, but ‘ball of meat’ sounds repulsive.