Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
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Presume you have $1Billion and you spend $50,000 per month, that $1Billion will last you 1666 years. That’s 16 generations.
Everyone thought it was touching and heartbraking when E.T. tried to contact his relatives. But no one thinks the same when their dog tries to do the same at 3 am.
The starfish receive nourishment via breast milk in exchange for sticking to the mermaid’s tits 24/7.
Truly loving someone is wanting what’s best for them, even if that’s not you.
Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.