Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.
Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.
The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to hear it multiple times each morning.
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Minty is cold Spicy..
Seems awfully suspicious that melting frozen yogurt does not give you yogurt.
Maybe we don’t see everyone’s ghost cause they went to see what space looks like.
There is a certain point in life where you get old enough to not swear in front of children instead of in front of adults.