Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
When you feel like it’s an accomplishment to sleep through the night without getting up to pee you know you are getting old.
Chuck-E-Cheese did a casino for kids. Those kids grew up and made Dave and Buster’s, a kid’s casino for adults.
We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it’s a nice, even 20 minutes.
Men can redirect blood flow with the power of their minds.
Historically speaking, the ‘keys to the kingdom’ are usually swords.
Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.
Rainbows used to be more beautiful