Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Red lobster always seemed to be high class as a kid, but as an adult seems kind of trashy.

January 14, 2023
You hear people complain about self-checkouts often, but never about self-service gas stations.

January 13, 2023
Under-boob cleavage feels much more risqué than regular cleavage but they’re essentially the same thing.

January 13, 2023
A 4.7 star rating on a product looks much better than a 5 star rating.

January 12, 2023
Moderately attractive people likely get hit on more than extremely attractive people do.

January 12, 2023
We had the pocket watch, and then invented the wrist watch. Then we moved back to smart pocket watches, and then invented the smart wrist watch.

January 11, 2023
As squirrels use their tails mostly for balance, they must think happy dogs are constantly in a state of almost falling over.

January 10, 2023
We can’t actually feel wetness, we can only infer it.

January 10, 2023
Most of the mad scientists portrayed in movies and comics aren’t scientists at all, they’re engineers.

January 9, 2023
Millennials are still seen as 20 year olds

January 9, 2023