Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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We spend around two years teaching our children how to walk and talk, then the remainder of their childhood trying to get them just to sit down and shut up.

January 24, 2023
For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.

January 24, 2023
The human species evolved from survival of the fittest to survival of the wittiest to survival of the richest

January 23, 2023
It is better to be left-handed when fighting, since right-handed people aren’t used to lefties, giving the lefty an advantage, and lefties aren’t used to each other, giving neither an advantage.

January 23, 2023
A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound.

January 22, 2023
We are annoyed by how few calories we burn when having exercised but it is actually very impressive of our bodies that it uses up a very little amount of energy

January 22, 2023
It’s impossible to have a decimal kill:death ratio in real life.

January 21, 2023
If all the laws were removed, the crime rate would be 0%

January 21, 2023
Having kids makes you realize how dumb your lies used to sound to your parents

January 20, 2023
Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial status.

January 20, 2023