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A polka dot shirt is a striped shirt but instead of running horizontally or vertically they run in the third dimension.

January 19, 2023
The only language that works in the vacuum of space is Sign Language.

January 19, 2023
It is amazing how professors can write a question that’s actually seven questions in a trenchcoat.

January 18, 2023
On a scale of 1-10, 5.5 is average not 5

January 17, 2023
Driving at highway speeds and only being a couple of feet away from an oncoming car in the other lane is weirdly normalized.

January 17, 2023
Even if sex robots become a thing you will still have to turn them on.

January 16, 2023
At some point we all just decided blue jeans match everything.

January 16, 2023
Put pictures of missing people on packs of cigarettes. Smokers are the only people standing outside in all kinds of weather.

January 15, 2023
The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.

January 15, 2023
When a male and a female have sex, technically the male is wearing the female

January 14, 2023