Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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The world is so bad, because adults don’t have to take a nap when they act out, like toddlers do.

January 8, 2023
Egg salad is still chicken salad.

January 8, 2023
Our finger fitting perfectly in our nostrils must be an evolutionary prank

January 7, 2023
We’re really lucky that blinking doesn’t make noise

January 7, 2023
Anytime an allergy is mentioned in a movie that person usually gets killed or poisoned with it

January 6, 2023
History’s most successful criminals will never go down in history.

January 6, 2023
Nothing is stopping any of us from going to a different restaurant every day and saying it’s our birthday for a little free cake

January 5, 2023
Men are more likely to know when they’re dehydrated than women because they watch their own stream.

January 5, 2023
There’s a certain turning point where weighted blankets go from helping with anxiety to giving anxiety

January 4, 2023
Sometime in the future the bodies on Mount Everest might be the most well preserved sample of modern human beings

January 4, 2023