Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.

In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

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Because of all the “keep social distance” stickers hanging around everywhere even after covid, some kids will start distancing without knowing why it was.

by showerthoughts

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Because of all the “keep social distance” stickers hanging around everywhere even after covid, some kids will start distancing without knowing why it was.