Author: showerthoughts

National anthems are country music

A minotaur is a cowboy.

If chickens came from dinosaurs, and assuming dinosaurs tasted like chickens, earth must have smelled like fried chicken for a while after the asteroid hit.

Everyone has a favorite stall in the restroom at work, but no one ever talks about it.

You really under appreciate how much each muscle you have does until they are sore.

Death is a paradox. It makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything.

Being “on your phone all day” went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade.

Retirement homes will just be big ass LAN parties in 30 years

Not one of us has ever been completely motionless