Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Cool ranch Doritos do not taste like ranch

September 25, 2022
Elderly lady mermaids probably have nice boobs because they are never exposed to gravity

September 24, 2022
The year 2359 will be the last year where a clock can match the year

September 24, 2022
At some point humans shifted from existing with nature to bending nature to our will. And we’ve been paying the price ever since.

September 23, 2022
Given the amount of droids rolling around, the Star Wars universe is almost 100% wheel chair accessible.

September 22, 2022
The average adult probably has hundreds of thousands of lyrics memorized but they won’t realize they have it memorized until the song starts playing, even decades later.

September 22, 2022
At some point, strange noises in your house stop sounding scary and start sounding expensive

September 21, 2022
Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself

September 7, 2022
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together.

September 6, 2022
Socks do not get enough credit for being able to be worn on both feet

September 5, 2022