Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

The better a dating app, the more customers it loses.

October 18, 2022
Twix have an endoskeleton and M&M’s have an exoskeleton

October 18, 2022
The Glee cast has more dead members than the Beatles

October 17, 2022
We all only exist because a thousand years ago someone in our family tree got lucky

October 17, 2022
You never really appreciate how much you can get done in a minute until you have something in the microwave, do a task, come back and you’re still waiting for it to finish

October 16, 2022
The French are renowned for their cuisine and food culture but no one ever suggests going out for a French.

October 16, 2022
Rage Against The Machine ticket prices indicate that the Machine has won.

October 15, 2022
The fact that guys rarely look poorly shaven in old photographs suggests that maybe we don’t need to keep increasing the number of blades in our shavers.

October 14, 2022
Someone, somewhere, is planning a Halloween costume that will cost them their job in the future.

October 14, 2022
The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges

October 13, 2022