Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

We can see further at night than day. The furthest away things you’ll ever see are the stars.

October 6, 2022
X is the hardest working letter. It can be used to designate porn, something unknown, a horizontal axis, Christ, mark the spot, or a kiss.

October 6, 2022
The rise of self checkouts has likely improved condom usage rates

October 5, 2022
Stores asking you to tip at checkout is the same as if customers randomly asked businesses to lower the price at the register.

October 5, 2022
A baby born in a vehicle is the only type of person who can exit them more often than they enter them in their life

October 4, 2022
It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks.

October 3, 2022
All Polish ballerinas are technically Pole dancers

October 2, 2022
We don’t continue participating in online arguments because we want to change the other person’s mind. We know there’s no chance of that. We continue participating because some small part of us cares that if we stop, they’ll think they’ve won.

October 2, 2022
For some reason, She Hulk doesn’t lose her shirt when she transforms but regular Hulk does

October 1, 2022
Trees actually live underground, they just use the upper portion as a snorkel

October 1, 2022