Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

alcolhol is the only drug you have to justify not taking

September 5, 2022
Making your bed only impresses other people who waste the first 5 minutes of their day

September 4, 2022
Even though our fingers are different lengths, they all line up when you curl all your fingers in

September 4, 2022
Although it’s implied that Ursula tricked Ariel, they both knowingly and voluntarily agreed to their deal.

September 3, 2022
As a kid, Gøllum is a hilarious and funny character. But as an adult he is a tragic and realistic look at addiction and negative thoughts

September 3, 2022
Adults don’t lose sleep over scary movies because there is nothing scarier than having to go to work

September 2, 2022
The key to first impression is smell good. The first hole you penetrate is their nose.

September 2, 2022
The early bird catches the worm, but the night owl has different dietary requirements so it doesn’t matter

September 1, 2022
The climax of lazyness is to iron only the front side of the shirt before meeting customers online.

September 1, 2022
Our brains have been conditioned to think about a dog when Pavlov is mentioned.

August 31, 2022