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No one ever skips breakfast because breakfast literally means breaking the fast. Therefore, those who say they skip breakfast actually eat it later in the day and call it by another name.

The shorter the name of the record, the more impactful it feels.

Unlike most wind instruments, humans can make sound from both ends.

According to the IAU’S definition of a planet (Orbits the sun, spherical under own gravity, dominates orbit), a black hole placed in the sun’s orbit would be a planet.

We, as a society, just accepted that most ice cream manufacturers moved from half gallon to 3/8 gallon containers.

In the future, the middle ages will probably get renamed.

Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

It’s too bad we can’t make nose honey with all the pollen we breathe in during the spring.

Maybe people like to pet animals because they miss having fur.

Can werewolves eat chocolate when human?

Most people can remember the names of their Elementary School teachers.

Everyone has a black ancestor; not everyone has a white ancestor.

No one ever skips breakfast because breakfast literally means breaking the fast. Therefore, those who say they skip breakfast actually eat it later in the day and call it by another name.

The shorter the name of the record, the more impactful it feels.

Unlike most wind instruments, humans can make sound from both ends.

According to the IAU’S definition of a planet (Orbits the sun, spherical under own gravity, dominates orbit), a black hole placed in the sun’s orbit would be a planet.

We, as a society, just accepted that most ice cream manufacturers moved from half gallon to 3/8 gallon containers.

In the future, the middle ages will probably get renamed.

Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

It’s too bad we can’t make nose honey with all the pollen we breathe in during the spring.

Maybe people like to pet animals because they miss having fur.

Can werewolves eat chocolate when human?

Most people can remember the names of their Elementary School teachers.

Everyone has a black ancestor; not everyone has a white ancestor.

No one ever skips breakfast because breakfast literally means breaking the fast. Therefore, those who say they skip breakfast actually eat it later in the day and call it by another name.

The shorter the name of the record, the more impactful it feels.

Unlike most wind instruments, humans can make sound from both ends.

According to the IAU’S definition of a planet (Orbits the sun, spherical under own gravity, dominates orbit), a black hole placed in the sun’s orbit would be a planet.

We, as a society, just accepted that most ice cream manufacturers moved from half gallon to 3/8 gallon containers.

In the future, the middle ages will probably get renamed.

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