A fever is the body’s way of burning the whole house down after seeing a spider
A fever is the body’s way of burning the whole house down after seeing a spider
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Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making...
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Apparently everyone’s butthole is unique, so it’s only...
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It’s a good thing that underwear was introduced...
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If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there...
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Coca-Cola puts “Original Taste” on their products, but...
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The easiest job ever would be an aspiring...
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Phoenixes being able to revive and reproduce while...
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One of the real deals when humans meet...
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Companies pay big money for Super Bowl advertising...
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We’re very lucky that not all of our...
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For the lack of communication and ability to...
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Nudists don’t have private parts.
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Cars seen in movies from before 2000 are...
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No two people see the same version of...
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Most people can’t name all of their great-grandparents....
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If AI companies continue to prevent sexual content...
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Everyone is unique at something, so a completely...
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Everything we do is literally just advanced monkey...