Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Tag: Shower Thoughts

People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.

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July 13, 2022
Once we adequately colonise Mars, it would make a good place for nursing homes, since gravity there is lower and people with weaker muscles could move around more easily than here on Earth.

July 13, 2022
The implication of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.

July 13, 2022
Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies

July 13, 2022
Unborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women.

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July 13, 2022
Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.

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July 13, 2022
The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire

July 13, 2022
We are covered in an organ that can detect small fluctuations of output from a fusion reactor 93 million miles away.

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July 13, 2022
Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is

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July 12, 2022
you’ll never be too much for someone…

July 12, 2022