Everyone thought it was touching and heartbraking when E.T. tried to contact his relatives. But no one thinks the same when their dog tries to do the same at 3 am.
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Mermaids using starfish as bras could be a form of symbiotic relationship.
The starfish receive nourishment via breast milk in exchange for sticking to the mermaid’s tits 24/7.
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Truly loving someone is wanting what’s best for them, even if that’s not you.
Truly loving someone is wanting what’s best for them, even if that’s not you.
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Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.
Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.
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If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours.
If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours.
