Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Jurassic Park’s main lesson is about the dangers of mistreating your IT department.
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Crewmates kill more innocent people than Impostors
A movie about a mermaid desperately wanting to be human made every young human girl wish she could be a mermaid.
Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.
Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.
The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to hear it multiple times each morning.