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a hour long movie is extremely long but a game with a hour story is really short

July 20, 2022
Speaking with a naked person though a window is alright as long as you can only see their head, because they are wearing a house.

Speaking with a naked person though a window is alright as long as you can only see their head, because they are wearing a house.

July 20, 2022
The great thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do. The terrible thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do.

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July 20, 2022
Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn’t a lot of money.

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July 20, 2022
Everybody has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, but Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t have an anybody else impersonation.

Everybody has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, but Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t have an anybody else impersonation.

July 20, 2022
For one of the most vulgar and violent video games ever made, GTA has no schools anywhere on the map.

July 20, 2022
There’s probably an entire industry in the Marvel universe dedicated to cleaning up Spider-Man’s left behind webbing from buildings as he swings around the city.

There’s probably an entire industry in the Marvel universe dedicated to cleaning up Spider-Man’s left behind webbing from buildings as he swings around the city.

July 20, 2022
We used to write on scrolls. Then we moved on to books… Now we’re back scrolling again

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July 20, 2022
The anti-vacation. Go somewhere really shitty and do something awful for a week so when you return, your life seems really good.

July 20, 2022
If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup

I know coffee is technically a berry but… still

Edit: and here I meant soy milk, not almond milk. I’m sorry I let you down, everyone.

July 20, 2022