Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Someone needs to invent a fucking artifical gut microbe that breaks down everything that enters the stomach into the most healthy output possible from its genetic composition! You could live off chocolate or dirt!

July 29, 2022
Sure there’s post nut clarity, but there also post post nut clarity where you realize you’ll be back into it tomorrow.

July 29, 2022
It sucks that one mistake can undo all the good that you’ve ever done, but that one good thing cannot undo the mistake you’ve done.

July 29, 2022
People under the age of 35 probably have never experienced going through the airport with no wheels on their luggage.

July 29, 2022
Because telescopes work using mirrors, we won’t know if there are any space vampires until it is far too late.

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July 29, 2022
If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.

If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.

July 29, 2022
The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers

July 29, 2022
The mechanism in your brain that communicates with your sphincter so you don’t shit your pants is the real MVP of your body.

July 29, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.

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July 29, 2022
If tomato is technically a fruit, then ketchup is technically a smoothie.

July 29, 2022