Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Since it’s so common, apparently male pattern baldness is a positive evolutionary trait.

December 23, 2022
It’s easier to forget to masturbate than it is to not masturbate on purpose.

December 23, 2022
With everything we’ve seen lately, it’s amazing that no one ever argues against the fact that cigarettes are bad for you.

December 22, 2022
The world is actually not getting any less safe, but the older we get the more our childhood innocence wears off and the worse the world appears.

December 22, 2022
There wouldn’t be any billionaires if billionaires behaved like people wanted.

December 21, 2022
You’re late only if you do show up.

December 20, 2022
It’s concerning that having real ingredients in food products is a marketing and selling point.

December 20, 2022
Batman has a vitamin D deficiency, since he barely gets any sunlight and is always in a body suit. No wonder Bane managed to break his back.

December 19, 2022
Technically, fries w/ ketchup is eating fruits and vegetables

December 19, 2022
You are the only thing stopping yourself from punching the person next to you

December 18, 2022