Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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As you watch the microwave count down, those same seconds are ticking off of your lifespan.

December 13, 2022
Mowing your lawn is an exclusively middle-class chore. Neither the poor nor the rich have to do it.

December 13, 2022
Having someone you care about a lot significantly amplifies the fear of death

December 12, 2022
Your wife is technically your ex-girlfriend

December 11, 2022
It’s okay to tell someone they sound tired, but telling someone they look tired is risky.

December 11, 2022
With the click of a button, we can launch a chain of human misery which extends around the planet just because we need to buy some deodorant.

December 10, 2022
Picking out a big rock hard booger is one of the most pleasurable feelings a human can experience.

December 10, 2022
Wikipedia is one of the few examples of everyone working together and it actually turning out well

December 9, 2022
Taking pictures of people on the street is considered less creepy the more expensive your camera is

December 9, 2022
You have to wait your whole life to see if you get murdered or not.

December 8, 2022