Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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It’s hard to enjoy Sundays when you are dreading Mondays.

November 27, 2022
Being your own boss is great until you realize you’re the one who has to make you show up to work

November 27, 2022
We think of Romans as ancient. But they thought of themselves as the most advanced civilization in history to that point. Some civilization in the future will think of us as ancient and rudimentary.

November 26, 2022
Due to smartphones, hardly anybody knows about Methylchloroisothiazolinone or sodium laureth sulfate anymore

November 26, 2022
There are too many people whose favorite freedom is taking away mine.

November 25, 2022
A gay guy at a girls’ sleepover is normal, but a lesbian girl at a boys’ sleepover is unheard of

November 25, 2022
In your dreams, you are laughing at your own jokes.

November 24, 2022
Toothpaste has no reason to be mint flavored.

November 24, 2022
Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.

November 23, 2022
Killing one person because you’re angry will get you a harsher punishment than causing a hundred deaths because you’re greedy.

November 22, 2022