Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Cigarettes are a type of veggie wrap.

March 3, 2023
You aren’t that important, because no one has come from the future to assassinate you.

March 2, 2023
Even if we would have gotten a letter from Hogwarts, our parents would have never believed it was real and let us travel to London to run against a wall. We never had a chance.

March 1, 2023
Our brains are hard-wired for survival, yet they have no issue with letting us daydream while driving a multi-ton death machine

February 28, 2023
Those of us born in the early 90s will one day be the last people alive who remember life before the internet

February 27, 2023
People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are much harder to accurately depict.

February 26, 2023
When you turn 113 years old, you become a teenager again

February 25, 2023
The second person in a conga line is always the person who starts it.

February 24, 2023
It’s safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in

February 23, 2023
In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.

February 22, 2023