Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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The last Titanic survivor died in 2009 so it’s entirely possible that at least one of them got to watch Shrek

March 12, 2023
Socks and shoes are kind of like carpet and floor, just attached to your feet instead of the ground.

March 11, 2023
Emphasizing perfect attendance in school/work promotes the spread of illnesses

March 11, 2023
Being accused of gaslighting is gaslighting if you weren’t really gaslighting

March 10, 2023
There will likely never be a study to correlate overly large trucks with small dicks

March 9, 2023
Making drunk friends youl never see again while having a smoke outside the bar has been a thing for 1000s of years

March 8, 2023
Speed bumps exist because people care more about their cars than the safety of the people around them.

March 7, 2023
The John Wick story occurred because one of his former coworkers didn’t give his son a list of forbidden targets.

March 6, 2023
Your only goal in life is to create as much dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin and endorphin as possible.

March 5, 2023
Having children is a long running family tradition.

March 4, 2023