Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Truly loving someone is wanting what’s best for them, even if that’s not you.
Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.
If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours.
A ghost is supposed to be the spirit of something that was alive. Since clothes were never alive, all ghosts would likely be naked
For many people, Vanna White has been the most consistent woman in their lives
The number of times you gain consciousness and lose consciousness during your life is the same.