
The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to hear it multiple times each morning.


There is a certain point in life where you get old enough to not swear in front of children instead of in front of adults.


Presume you have $1Billion and you spend $50,000 per month, that $1Billion will last you 1666 years. That’s 16 generations.


Everyone thought it was touching and heartbraking when E.T. tried to contact his relatives. But no one thinks the same when their dog tries to do the same at 3 am.

The starfish receive nourishment via breast milk in exchange for sticking to the mermaid’s tits 24/7.